1. The Origin of Everything (But Mostly Banks)
At first, there was nothing— you know, your standard void of existence —until some ancient group of financial magicians, better known as the Illuminated Knight’s Templars, said: “Let there be banks,” and then there was banks (kind of).
Then, some autistic guys in robes, probably, started slowly evolving the system.
Fast forward through some history no one remembers, and you had a pretty slick setup: people trusting institutions, money moving around, civilizations advancing... until greed slipped in through the cracks. And it didn’t just slip in; it KICKED DOWN THE DOOR (KHABOOM) and took over the whole house, pizza, beer, and all.
In short, the system became “compromised”, and banks became banks in the way we know and don't love today.
2. Satoshi Nakamoto: The Digital Messiah
Then out of the depths of the matrix simulation – or cryptography mailing list -- Satoshi Nakamoto stepped onto the scene (metaphorically, of course—no one really knows who or what Satoshi is). In true genius fashion, Satoshi looked at the world’s crumbling trust in banks and said, “Nah, we can do better.” Cue Bitcoin: a trustless, decentralized currency. The world suddenly had a way to move value around without handing it over to some middleman who, let’s face it, didn’t have your best interests at heart.
Not long after, Vitalik Buterin took that energy and ran with it, introducing Ethereum. Now we didn’t just have money flying around trustlessly; we had smart contracts—basically promises written in code. Goodbye middlemen, hello code-based hand-shakes.
3. Blockchain: Revolutionary Tech, Same Old Greed
Of course, as with every great innovation, humans couldn’t leave well enough alone. Greed (that ever-persistent cockroach) showed up again. Scam projects started popping up faster than TikTok dances, all riding the blockchain wave like surfers who don’t know how to swim. Every other project promised "revolutionary tech" but ended up being as useful as insecticides on those ever-persistent cockroaches.
Greed overtook some people, while others showed up already greedy—its a chicken-or-egg thing really.
4. DogeCoin: The Absurdity Revolution
Then came DogeCoin, the OG of crypto absurdity. They didn’t promise a new world order or some ridiculous tech breakthrough. Nope. They simply said, “Hey, here’s a dog meme. Wanna buy it?” And people did—in droves. Suddenly, a whole new trend was born: Meme Based Tokens.
Projects like Pepe and Shiba Inu followed suit, monetizing jokes and making a lot of people a ton of money. Suddenly, owning a joke wasn’t just funny—it was lucrative. It turns out people are willing to throw serious money at jokes if they think the punchline is going to pay out. People were now trading memes like baseball cards, and it worked.
And like that, memecoins became a legit financial market based on nothing more than laughs and cultural absurdity. Some of us degenerates saw it as the ultimate gamble. And what’s better than gambling on code that represents nothing more than a shared sense of humor. No house edge. No rigged system. Just a free market of good jokes and bad decisions. It was beautiful, in its own dumpster-fire way.
5. Of Course, Greed Shows Up Again
But, as it goes, greed doesn’t sleep. As more joke tokens flooded the market, they became … not funny.
Projects with no backbone, no originality, and no meme worth memeing started pulling Billions. Degenerates everywhere were blinded by the possibility of making millions that they stopped buying coins for the laughs, and started treating each new project like an AI-driven lottery ticket. It wasn’t long before the market was flooded with shitty, unimaginative projects designed to do one thing: transfer money out from the pockets of people into the pockets of the developers.
Rug Pulls became the name of the game. One minute, you’re in on the joke; the next, your money is gone, and the punchline is that you didn’t see it coming. The developers were gone faster than you could say “I should’ve known better.”
6. So, What Is $RENC?
Now here’s where Regular Everyday Normal Coin (RENC) comes in. It’s a coin without any memes—nothing but the regular, boring, and banal. No promises, no illusions, no space dogs riding rockets. We are not here to make you laugh, we are not an Elon-Musk-Donald-Trump-Pepe-Who-Is-Also-a-Chinese-Dog-With-Half-a-Hat type of coin. That actually sounds like a token that can easily reach tens of millions in market cap knowing you degenerates. But… this ain’t $RENC. $RENC is a regular everyday normal coin. No memes. No reason to pump. But it probably will pump knowing how you dumbasses think.
Tokenomics
We’ve cracked the code on the memecoin rug-pull incentive.
Let’s be real: no one should have to trust that a dev team won’t rug-pull. Humans are inherently flawed, especially when faced with the tantalizing prospect of “instant yacht and champagne lifestyle” money. You can say you’re the purest soul alive, but if your random internet token can suddenly buy you a villa and a guest list of questionable characters, you’d probably start considering the exit button too.
To eliminate this entirely predictable lapse in judgment, the team’s sustainability and profits will come from a small transaction tax, ensuring our interests are tied to the token’s ongoing popularity and utility. No pump-and-dump, our interests are tied to the long-term longevity and success of this project. If we want to profit, we need to grow the community. Simple, fair, and temptation-proof.